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2005/12/19(月)
【飛舞蝶】曲径通幽処、残坊花木深。
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【引子---偽百科全書】
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![[*ﾍﾟﾝ*]](/img/I/F952.gif) 好好玩... ...査了台灣
Taiwan has been at the center of a fifty year old (and counting!) game where the entire world pretends it doesn't exist. Thanks to this, 99% of the world can't tell the difference between Taiwan and Thailand. Quite frankly I'm surprised that you're actually reading this.
However, Taiwan does enjoy good relations with 1% of the world, namely countries that have sold their Internet domains. Taiwan achieves this amazing feat by agreeing to be their tributary.
In polite circles, "Taiwan" is also known as "China," except when it is known as "Chinese Taipei," "Taiwan," "The Seperate Customs Territory of Taiwan, Penghu, And a Bunch of Other Insignificant Islands," "That Big Thing In The Ocean," "Goddamn It My Motherboard Died Again," "Better Then The Alternative," "Happy Fun Land," "F---ing Campers!", and "The Place That Isn't Thailand But Sounds Like It." Except when it isn't.
Politics, according to a Mainland Chinaman
The f---ing Taiwanese call themselves "Republic of China" to mock out mainland "People's republic of China" those f--- bastards!!! Taiwan was ALWAYS a part of China. Those phags want independence? No f--- way!!! Same with that lousy Tibet. All OURS!!!! COMMUNISM FOREVER!!! They hug America's legs and say "look how they were massacreing us back in '62. Like 12 people died. (fake sob)" So WHAT? Why don'y you go "Oh see those Japanese they massacred both the mainland AND us. They killed 17,000,000 of them, they killed 5,000,000 of us. During WW2. We didn't even think of the medieval times. Those koreans too. (real sob)" Those Nationalists call Taiwan "independent" but It f---ing ain't! We communists NUKE you if you say that once more. We are t3h 1337, we pwn j00 n00bs!!!11!!
【適当な日記】
![[*ｵﾆｷﾞﾘ*]](/img/I/F9EE.gif) 真糟，我發覺近來我一睡醒了便睡不了。不光是因為睡不著，也因為鼻敏感好像跟隨我般甦醒過來，根本想也睡不了……。(fake sob)
如此這般，今天超早６時多扎醒，想再睡時不幸的鼻子又作怪了，輾轉反側之下８時多終於受不了起床…早起的鳥兒有虫吃這話真不錯，今天就是因為早起，早餐很豊富的吃了（街買的）皮蛋SAU肉粥加腸粉～早上就是要吃粥配腸粉才是王道呀~!<(｀▽′)>(挺)
![[*丼*]](/img/I/F9F1.gif) 因為老媽本星期只有在今天才有假的關係，提早今天做冬。
一般在如此的和諧節日氣氛下，雙親的心情也大好，我也在幇忙落街買汽水一事中，撈了點油水。（奸笑）
尤舅父連同二姑姐一家三口上來吃飯，好不熱鬧。
沒錯，再次發生被指責及embarrassing的罵錯人事件是少不了的……orz
![[*猫*]](/img/I/F946.gif) ９０３森美小儀架勢堂今晩講裝修，超爆笑，以下一聽衆説："我全屋裝修之後，要開冷氣先開到電腦。"又一人説："我家裝修之後，找了很久也找不到廁所燈制，原來安左係我間房度。"
就這樣……安寧的一天又過去了。
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